Shorteralls.

Oh for all that is good and holy. I was browsing on J. Crew tonight, as I often do when I am broke, just to get that sweet, sweet whiff of retail. And in the shorts section, I came across these:

I am speechless. Literally sputtering, because there just...are...no...words.

No words.

I cannot decide if looking at these $150 denim SHORTERALLS makes me want to laugh hysterically or weep for the children who have to grow up in a world where such things exist.

At the very least, methinks I smell a Halloween costume!