I mean who doesn't love a sexy, sensual song about nutmeg?
For me Christmas really isn't Christmas without an intelligent discussion of the cultural differences between Christmas and Hanukkah as expressed through song.
So despite all of our differences, can't the spirit of a Colbert Christmas unite us as one, if even for just a little while? So tonight I'd like to sign off by saying,
Merry Colbert Christmas to all, and to all a good night.