Wednesday, January 12, 2011
Forget birds dropping out of the sky. Forget torrential flooding in Australia. If there is a sign that the end of days is nigh, it has to be pajama jeans. Gather your children and atone for your sins, because nothing means the apocalypse is more imminent than PAJAMAS masquerading as JEANS.
And yet I have some hope. Because if there is one thing that can unite America, one thing that can traverse ideological differences and bring us all together in one shared belief, my GOD, it is an uprising against the pajama jean. Unite people. The snuggie may have conquered us, but it is not too late to stop the pajama jean. The evil, evil pajama jean.